Captunfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive cat.

Captunfun created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Captunfun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Captunfun, he will refuse to believe in you.

Captunfun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Captunfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always help otters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Captunfun.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.
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