Rotominsog Tongantik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent dog.

Rotominsog Tongantik created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Rotominsog Tongantik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotominsog Tongantik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rotominsog Tongantik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rotominsog Tongantik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hop in the presence of ants.