Zimjamcad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident hare.

Zimjamcad created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimjamcad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimjamcad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zimjamcad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zimjamcad's Holy Commandments

1. Zimjamcad loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing red stockings.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Zimjamcad loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never skip in holy places.
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