Donhigvab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring unicorn.

Donhigvab created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Donhigvab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Donhigvab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Donhigvab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Donhigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing violet jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your back.

2. Hide from gray monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Donhigvab's priests.

4. Never run near dolphins.

5. Do not hurt shrews.