Cumnegtad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent hummingbird.

Cumnegtad created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnegtad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cumnegtad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cumnegtad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cumnegtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cumnegtad on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip in holy places.