Wodwiktetti is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, wise wombat.

Wodwiktetti created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodwiktetti, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodwiktetti, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wodwiktetti's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wodwiktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing brown boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.