Dinhudxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering seal.

Dinhudxuck created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhudxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dinhudxuck, he will turn you into a rock.

Dinhudxuck's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dinhudxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing mauve trousers and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing magenta kilts.