Karcanyak Mabyambugfen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured hedgehog.

Karcanyak Mabyambugfen created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karcanyak Mabyambugfen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Karcanyak Mabyambugfen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Karcanyak Mabyambugfen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Karcanyak Mabyambugfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always look after injured mites.