Sterfodrutlipfenfab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic human.

Sterfodrutlipfenfab created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sterfodrutlipfenfab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sterfodrutlipfenfab, it will remove you from existence.

Sterfodrutlipfenfab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sterfodrutlipfenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing white scarves.

5. Always look after injured bats.