Mislipspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise parrot.

Mislipspag created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mislipspag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mislipspag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mislipspag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mislipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Mislipspag on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about bacteria.