Rotbundag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful penguin.

Rotbundag created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbundag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotbundag, it will turn you into a goat.

Rotbundag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rotbundag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.