Rotbundag is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, cheerful
penguin.
Rotbundag created a top quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotbundag, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rotbundag, it will turn you into a goat.
Rotbundag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Rotbundag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Never think ill of sick great tits.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.