Stragpangarpbaghindusszan
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented
mouse
.
Stragpangarpbaghindusszan
created the Sol system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stragpangarpbaghindusszan
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Stragpangarpbaghindusszan
, he will turn you into a worm.
Stragpangarpbaghindusszan's
most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Stragpangarpbaghindusszan's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never skip in the presence of gulls.
3. Do not jump in public.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Stragpangarpbaghindusszan.
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