Rawjatbin Tonsag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable hydra.

Rawjatbin Tonsag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawjatbin Tonsag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rawjatbin Tonsag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rawjatbin Tonsag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rawjatbin Tonsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Rawjatbin Tonsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.