Cipnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane clam.

Cipnad created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Cipnad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cipnad, she will not invite you to parties.

Cipnad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Cipnad first in all things.

4. Do not take Cipnad's name in vain.

5. Never talk about moons.