Dimbepwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic gnu.

Dimbepwad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbepwad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimbepwad, it will turn you into a duck.

Dimbepwad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dimbepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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