Bonkdavhadcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient crow.

Bonkdavhadcad created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdavhadcad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonkdavhadcad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonkdavhadcad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bonkdavhadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Worship no other gods but Bonkdavhadcad.

5. Put Bonkdavhadcad first in all things.