Yamdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast hummingbird.

Yamdib created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamdib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yamdib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yamdib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Put Yamdib first in all things.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.