Wapdutkap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ruthless raccoon.

Wapdutkap created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdutkap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wapdutkap, he will turn you into a plant.

Wapdutkap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wapdutkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Wapdutkap loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. You must pray to Wapdutkap three times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wapdutkap.