Botlistgud is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome wombat.

Botlistgud created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Botlistgud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Botlistgud, she will refuse to believe in you.

Botlistgud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Botlistgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.