Bitfutdot is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able toad.

Bitfutdot created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfutdot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitfutdot, she will manifest in front of you.

Bitfutdot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bitfutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bitfutdot on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.