Hubsinfot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, stupid shrew.

Hubsinfot created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsinfot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubsinfot, he will torture you forever.

Hubsinfot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hubsinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat rice.