Ragqueeggam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil penguin.

Ragqueeggam created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragqueeggam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragqueeggam, it will turn you into a plant.

Ragqueeggam's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ragqueeggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ragqueeggam loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.