Limabyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic fly.

Limabyatt created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Limabyatt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limabyatt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Limabyatt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Limabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed spinach to doves while wearing magenta tights.