Flabvedlim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless warg.

Flabvedlim created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabvedlim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flabvedlim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flabvedlim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flabvedlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabvedlim.