Safquillvol is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring snake.

Safquillvol created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Safquillvol, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safquillvol, it will not invite you to parties.

Safquillvol's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Safquillvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing gray scarves and balancing eight nickel spheres on your head.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.