Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic rat.

Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Mabzangudzagbarnladqueegjip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt cats.