Armrullfun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident whale.

Armrullfun created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Armrullfun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armrullfun, she will turn you into a duck.

Armrullfun's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Armrullfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about chromosomes.