Tikkikpin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent chinchilla.

Tikkikpin created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikkikpin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tikkikpin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tikkikpin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tikkikpin's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Tikkikpin's name in vain.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Do not kill shrews.