Dissfeblad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful hare.

Dissfeblad created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dissfeblad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dissfeblad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dissfeblad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dissfeblad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.