Migmoncem Fobdapren is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless bat.

Migmoncem Fobdapren created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migmoncem Fobdapren, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Migmoncem Fobdapren, it will send minions to preach to you.

Migmoncem Fobdapren's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Migmoncem Fobdapren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Never feed limes to snails while wearing yellow boots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hop near moths.

5. Do not hurt sharks.