Spagarfdit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dragonfly.

Spagarfdit created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Spagarfdit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Spagarfdit, he will turn you into a rat.

Spagarfdit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Spagarfdit's Holy Commandments

1. Spagarfdit loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing green skirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagarfdit.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.