Hugvedbap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy meerkat.

Hugvedbap created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hugvedbap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hugvedbap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hugvedbap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hugvedbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never wear turquoise stockings.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not shave your arms.