Flansterkimfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair dragon.

Flansterkimfut created water four years ago.

If you believe in Flansterkimfut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flansterkimfut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flansterkimfut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flansterkimfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.