Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy centaur.

Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Put Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip first in all things.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Wabmobmandagbemsandmiswip on top of important buildings.