Ruttnuttgov is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome weasel.

Ruttnuttgov created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnuttgov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttnuttgov, she will ignore you.

Ruttnuttgov's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ruttnuttgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.