Cepfosshat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous lizard.

Cepfosshat created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfosshat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cepfosshat, she will curse you with boils.

Cepfosshat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cepfosshat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never paint your head blue.