Pigyarlkoning is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient aardvark.

Pigyarlkoning created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigyarlkoning, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigyarlkoning, she will jump up and down on your head.

Pigyarlkoning's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pigyarlkoning's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Pigyarlkoning loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing yellow coats and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.