Padgodveenlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome dog.

Padgodveenlarg created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Padgodveenlarg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padgodveenlarg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Padgodveenlarg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Padgodveenlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Padgodveenlarg loves ducks, so they must be respected.