Ominnelbarn Paszanpog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil gorilla.

Ominnelbarn Paszanpog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnelbarn Paszanpog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ominnelbarn Paszanpog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ominnelbarn Paszanpog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ominnelbarn Paszanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near eagles.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Ominnelbarn Paszanpog on top of important buildings.
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