Kimbunfed is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident human.

Kimbunfed created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbunfed, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kimbunfed, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kimbunfed's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Kimbunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.