Wanmancub is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish crow.

Wanmancub created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmancub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wanmancub, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wanmancub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wanmancub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in the presence of horses.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wanmancub on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Wanmancub in the centre of the settlement.