Podmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Podmut created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podmut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Podmut, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Podmut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Podmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Podmut's name in vain.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Put Podmut first in all things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the south.