Mutbestdog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless hedgehog.

Mutbestdog created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbestdog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutbestdog, she will curse you with boils.

Mutbestdog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mutbestdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Always take life seriously.