Fotvabsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional zebra.

Fotvabsid created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotvabsid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotvabsid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fotvabsid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fotvabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Fotvabsid four times a day.

3. Fotvabsid loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear gray.