Yatvenbit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful deer.

Yatvenbit created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatvenbit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatvenbit, he will turn you into a goat.

Yatvenbit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yatvenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Yatvenbit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.