Yatvenbit is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful
deer.
Yatvenbit created Africa seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Yatvenbit, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Yatvenbit, he will turn you into a goat.
Yatvenbit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Yatvenbit's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Worship no other gods but Yatvenbit.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.