Sasjinyik is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, proud
guinea pig.
Sasjinyik created humanity nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Sasjinyik, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Sasjinyik, it will boil you in a big pot.
Sasjinyik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Sasjinyik's Holy Commandments1. Always treat eagles with great respect.
2. Always help rats in need.
3. Never wear mauve trousers.
4. Never write about dark matter.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.