Fengatyak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever finch.

Fengatyak created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fengatyak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fengatyak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fengatyak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fengatyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from yellow swans for they are unholy.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Always look after injured shrews.