Gofgatdotnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Gofgatdotnib created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgatdotnib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofgatdotnib, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gofgatdotnib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gofgatdotnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gofgatdotnib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about moons.