Zigtamflap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical hydra.

Zigtamflap created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigtamflap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zigtamflap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zigtamflap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zigtamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must love Zigtamflap.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigtamflap.

5. Always help goats.