Stanlamranged is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful deer.

Stanlamranged created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanlamranged, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanlamranged, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stanlamranged's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stanlamranged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing green tights.